You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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