don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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