I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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