you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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