Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
this boner is exhausting
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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