I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm at about main and main street
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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