try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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