I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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