Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The power of my boobs compel you
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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