I didn't shave. On purpose
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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