Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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