I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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