this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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