He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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