I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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