I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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