And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I touched a dick in church today
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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