According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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