I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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