goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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