So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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