I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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