I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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