Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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