We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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