I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
