He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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