He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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