i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
