another moral hangover. fuck.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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