now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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