Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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