Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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