Me. At least after what I've been through.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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