I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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