dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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