omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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