But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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