This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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