awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
