someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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