like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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