I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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