love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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