He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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