But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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