I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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