Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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