I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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