Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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